Dry Humps Dry Heaves [The Falling Wallendas featuring Todd Sucherman]

Dry Humps Dry Heaves
Written by Allen Keller and Scott Bennett

Lead Vocals by Scott Bennett

Pumpkin Pie
Plucks her eyes
Cause horizontal lines make her look fat

She sniffs some drugs
And crawls some clubs
The doormen always sneak her in the back

Dry humps and dry heaves
When no one comes
No one ever leaves

Her boyfriends
Young gay men
Cuddle her until she falls asleep

When she awakens
All her money's been taken
Well it really wasn't hers anyway

Dry humps and dry heaves
When no one comes
No one leaves

Pumpkin greets you
Like you're the best friend she's ever had
But she don't need anyone that bad

Pumpkin pie
Paints her eyes
But she can't seem to stay within the lines

Interpretation

This girl, oddly named Pumpkin Pie, goes out to the clubs after snorting cocaine, and sneaks in looking for a man.  The men that go home with her just wait for her to fall asleep and steal her money. It's a sad story of a girl that nobody wants who lives a sad and lonely life.