Dear John Written by Tommy Shaw Lead vocals by Tommy Shaw Listen on Youtube Dear John I knew you About as well as anyone We were the wild ones So sure those days would never end Now they're only memories my friend Dear John I'll see you Some day again I swear I saw you On a crowded street today I almost called your name Thinking of all those yesterdays Heaven help me How I miss my friend Dear John I'll see you Some day again There'll be a celebration When all will be revealed We'll have a reunion High on a hill Dear John how are you God know it's heaven where you are Find some peace there May it never end Dear John my heart knows We'll meet again Dear John I'll see you.... Some day again

Plexiglas Toilet Written by John Panozzo and John Curulewski Lead vocals by John Curulewski with Chuck and John Panozzo Listen on YouTube Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet Holds the lid up with one hand Won't let go the lid for fear that On his banana it will land Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah Boy goes up he eats the enchilada With the sauce that burns the heart Family comes to visit family Momma says don't belch and fart Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah Everybody Sing! Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet Said the momma to her son Wipe the butt clean with the paper Make it nice for everyone But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet ye...