Porn Written by Allen Keller and Scott Bennett Lead Vocals by  Scott Bennett I haven't left my place in four days Got nothing to eat except crackers and mayonnaise Searching for a roach in all the ashtrays Watching porno flicks and drinking aftershave I got fat porn, scat porn, black & white porn But nothing ever is hard enough Japanese bondage, candle wax torture I’ve even got some Venezuelan snuff Cloud walks and rainbows White mosquito and bones Beetles and sunshine Blue birds and methadone I haven't said a word in eight days The phone doesn't ring I think it's disconnected anyway Stamping on the ground cause my foot fell asleep Stumbling around and pissing on the seat I got fat porn, scat porn, black & white porn But nothing ever is hard enough Japanese bondage, candle wax torture I’ve even got some Venezuelan snuff The landlord is trying to evict me I hear him nail another notice to the door The silverfish are trying to elect me As Nikki Dial polishes off P...

Cyberbabes Written by Lawrence Gowan Lead Vocals by Lawrence Gowan Here they come again All so beautiful If they wanted to They could rule the world And here I'll sit silently fantasizing Carried on these waves of ecstasy The Cyberbabes are coming Cyberbabes are coming The Cyberbabes are coming Just for me I don't want to think I don't have to know If it's not for real I'll just enjoy the show I can't debate the moral values at the moment I'm too enraptured by the things I see The Cyberbabes are coming Just for me And everything's so wonderful Everything's so sensual So sexual... Here they come And here I sit silently fantasizing Carried on these waves of ecstasy The Cyberbabes are coming Just for me