Porn [The Falling Wallendas featuring Todd Sucherman]

Porn
Written by Allen Keller and Scott Bennett

Lead Vocals by Scott Bennett

I haven't left my place in four days
Got nothing to eat except crackers and mayonnaise
Searching for a roach in all the ashtrays
Watching porno flicks and drinking aftershave

I got fat porn, scat porn, black & white porn
But nothing ever is hard enough
Japanese bondage, candle wax torture
I’ve even got some Venezuelan snuff

Cloud walks and rainbows
White mosquito and bones
Beetles and sunshine
Blue birds and methadone

I haven't said a word in eight days
The phone doesn't ring I think it's disconnected anyway
Stamping on the ground cause my foot fell asleep
Stumbling around and pissing on the seat

I got fat porn, scat porn, black & white porn
But nothing ever is hard enough
Japanese bondage, candle wax torture
I’ve even got some Venezuelan snuff

The landlord is trying to evict me
I hear him nail another notice to the door
The silverfish are trying to elect me
As Nikki Dial polishes off Peter North

I got fat porn, scat porn, black & white porn
But nothing ever is hard enough
Japanese bondage, candle wax torture
I’ve even got some Venezuelan snuff

Sugar and lemonade
Balloons and jelly beans
Candy and Christmas trees
Goof balls and Methedrine

Interpretation

Like any addiction, pornography addiction can set a person on a downward spiral.  Shutting yourself away from the world and looking for something to satisfy you when what you've been watching isn't exciting any more, you find very kinky and bizarre videos online.  You're eating whatever is left in the kitchen and then the candy and finally Methedrine (methamphetamines).